Alaska Robotics

Dream Big

Tuesday, August 4th 2009 by Pat

Shrimp

We ate delicious shrimp at the cabin last week. Here’s the secret recipe:

  1. Get some shrimp.
  2. Boil them in salt water until they float.
  3. Eat.

There’s not much to it, just don’t forget to suck the juices out of the head and eat any eggs. No sauces necessary but a little garlic butter never hurt anything.

Too good to be true? Yep. In researching shrimp for this comic, I learned that they’re an abomination and forbidden by the bible. Oh well, it shouldn’t be hard to get them up to a boil.

God Hates Shrimp

4 Responses to “Dream Big”

  1. Rivergirl says:

    I like it.

  2. Arlo says:

    “Someday I’ll be much bigger than Martin.”

    Yeah, but you’ll still be stuck with the last name of Midg…

    Um, I mean, Yeah, but you’ll still be a shrimp!

  3. JW says:

    cool cartoon…but the uropods are too long and yer missing a few pleopods.

  4. Pat Race says:

    Thanks John, if I ever do any illustrations for the seafood institute I’ll run them by you first.