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Oil Spill News

Wednesday, June 2nd 2010 by Pat

Fake news. It’s exactly the same as the real news but slightly less absurd.

I want to make more of these but I’ve got too much work this next week and then I’m heading out to my cabin until the end of the month.

I guess the oil spill will still be here when I get back… that’s depressing.

Really, why don’t they just drop a giant boulder on the thing? Bill Nye the Science Guy says we need one that weighs about 6000 tons.

7 Responses to “Oil Spill News”

  1. Mike says:

    Great series

  2. Gage says:

    The solution to pollution is dilution. Nice.

    I’m glad the authorities finally nabbed Jamie Karnik, btw, he’s been doing that for years.

  3. Sarah says:

    awesome! pat, your newscaster persona is fabulous.

    you’re right about jellyfish. lying sacks of…what? goo? they should be called goofish. plus, they’re not even fish.

    xoxo

  4. Pat says:

    Thanks guys!

  5. Jamie says:

    Nothing’s ever been proven, Gage, and I’ll be suing you for libel and/or slander as soon as I can remember what the difference is between the two. And for the record, I plead ‘no contest’ to those charges and agreed to do some Scared Straight outreach to kids, but of course the media has to go and make a big deal out of it.

    Great work, fellas, and I’m…I guess ‘honored’ is the word for making the ticker.

  6. Jen says:

    Dump it in the ocean!
    Don’t knock jellyfish…by any name them’s good eatin’.

  7. Ryne says:

    I bow down humbly in the presence of such grentases.