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Ted Stevens Kicks Ass

Tuesday, August 26th 2008 by Pat
Unstoppable Zombie Stevens

Unstoppable Zombie Stevens

The primary elections are winding down tonight and the headline tomorrow should read “Ted Stevens Kicks Ass.”

That’s really all there is to it. The man is 85 years old and he’s been indicted by a federal grand jury but he still walked away with 63% of the votes. To top it off he beat out his closest competition by THIRTY-SIX percentage points.

Our last governor, Frank Murkowski, always reminded me of Frankenstein’s monster and Loren Lehman, his Lt. Governor, looked a lot like Count Dracula.

Halloween is just around the corner and I’m hoping Ted Stevens will decide to go as the commander-king of the unrelenting zombie hoard. He’s unstoppable.

One Response to “Ted Stevens Kicks Ass”

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